 
Eight
In hot pants
again! - En pantalones cortos otra vez!
John
LaRocca, Michelle's agent, thought:
'She was working at Vons in Orange County when she came into my
office, and I said, "Michelle you're in the wrong business."
It wasn't just that she was beautiful, she had a sense of character,
a sense of family, a sense of love.'
She had an agent, but while she was going after acting jobs, she
was still working for Vons: 'I kept my super
market job, but I got a transfer to one in Hollywood.' She
moved from Orange County ('It could have been from the Midwest')
to Los Angeles. Her father's financial advice helped. She had the
savings to meet the first and last I months' deposit on the rental
of an apartment. Dick Pfeiffer, however, hadn't encouraged her in
an acting career, but regardless his daughter started taking acting
lessons in Hollywood with
the well-known teacher Milton Katselas,
who when later asked about his famous pupil couldn't remember her
at all. Nevertheless she took singing and acting classes with him,
which would pay off richly later. She didn't know many people in
Los Angeles so it was work, studying and cattle calls. There was
little, playtime, not ditching work as she had school classes.
LaRocca was smitten.
'She was a deep person. I got heir her Screen Actors' Guild [the
American equivalent of British Equity] card. And I got her the job
on Fantasy Island. The
Pfeiffer fantasy moment has become part of Hollywood legend acquiring
a magical aura like those, of the soda fountain and drug-store discoveries
of the 1940S 'sweater girls' like Lana Turner.
She remembers rehearsing for the show: 'I
practised and practised that line. I remember being so discombobulated
because I had to find my mark - you know, you don't learn that in
acting class. And the lights were so bright I couldn't keep my eyes
open-. I remember showing up for work and having my name on the
dressing-room.'

And then she won a role in a television series. In the late seventies
and eighties television series like Kojak
and Columbo were so popular that they
were eclipsing movies in terms of career exposure and money. A hit
TV show could turn you into a multi-millionaire faster than a feature
film.
At
first, for the fledgling Pfeiffer, it was like finding the Holy
Grail after searching for half a mile. Desperately keen, ambitious
and excited she had no frame of reference to tell her that playing
the Bombshell on a series called Delta
House, based on the late John Belushi's
tremendously successful film Animal House,
might not be the vehicle for overnight fame. But it was an instant
indication that Hollywood is not subtle. They saw - as Tim
Burton would say - a Total Babe. They padded her bra and
squeezed her into tight dresses. She was appearing in a situation
comedy. At the time she didn't catch on that she was fulfilling
a childhood fantasy. She was becoming Tina
Louise, Ginger of Gilligan's Island.
She didn't like the reality.
'I used to call up my agent, crying on the
phone, and saying: "They're putting me in hot pants again."'
With hindsight you realize that she wasn't as concerned about
strutting her stuff as being perceived as a cheat, or, in this sense,
a fraudulent sexual tease. Pfeiffer remembers:
'I had two sets of falsies on. Here they were presenting me like
I'm this sexy thing, and I was thinking: "What if people don't
think I'm sexy? I'm going to look like an asshole." '
Everyone
on the series thought she looked terrific. She had a drop-jaw effect
on most of the cast and crew when she would appear on the ABC television
studio film set in Los Angeles with everything she had to offer
stretched or pushed to the limit.
'She was drop-dead gorgeous and the producers
put her in this red dress, this tight red dress with a padded bra,'
said her Delta House co-star
Bruce McGill, adding:
'She particularly hated the padded bra thing. Her character was
called Bombshell. She almost never got to speak a line. She was
a very good sport about the whole thing but I know it was hard on
her. She was very green but very willing.'
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