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Seven
MISS ORANGE
COUNTY - Miss Orange County
At
the age of eighteen, there was no question Michelle Pfeiffer was
a beauty. Like all teenagers, she was prone to being a fashion victim,
but in the environment of the sun, sand and surf it's difficult
to go too wrong. And with her luminous skin and the cascading, glorious
hair she was a California girl who glowed in a crowd. Everyone noticed.
Her hairdresser, Jon Evans, who would later work with Liz Taylor's
crimper Jose Eber, said she should try modelling. The idea of parading
in public rather embarrassed her.
Then, she's at the checkout counter at Vons number 50 in El Toro
wearing a little red smock, white 'nurse' shoes and black polyester
pants, which were so faded the store manager was taking up a collection
to buy her a new pair: you can bet he wasn't collecting money to
buy any of the guys new pants. Pfeiffer recalls her deciding moment
very casually. She had been listening to a customer, a large, overbearing
lady, going on and on about the quality of a cantaloupe. It's the
sort of scene where you'd want to kick the lady. And the cantaloupe.
Pfeiffer thought about kicking her supermarket career into touch:
'I guess I just asked myself: If you could have anything, somebody
could just hand it over to you, what would you want to do? And it
was acting.'
It
may not be up there with the Road to Damascus, but it worked for
her. She had purpose. Forget embarrassment, she had some 'model'
photographs taken. She continued to work for Vons but she also entered
the Miss Orange County beauty pageant in 1978. It was difficult
for her. There were the professional pushy 'stage mums' and their
equally persistent offspring all over the place. A dozen times she
decided not to go through with the contest. She didn't like the
catty remarks and, remember, even though everyone else thought she
could have been Miss World, she was still burdened with the thought
that she looked more like Daffy Duck. But she'd set her goals.
Michelle
Pfeiffer became Miss Orange County, 1978. It made a picture and
caption in the Orange County Register newspaper. And everybody turned
the page. Except Michelle Pfeiffer. The careful side of her nature
kept her behind the checkout at Vons, but she entered the Miss Los
Angeles beauty contest that same year. She knew a Hollywood talent
agent was one of the judges of that pageant. She lost, but with
hindsight, now says, 'Thank God, I did. I didn't want to go to all
those supermarket openings.' Instead, it was Hollywood, 'cattle
calls' turning up at en masse auditions for television shows and
films. The first jobs she got were television commercials.
'It was no fun. In order to be a good commercial actor you have
to learn how to do a specific kind of bad acting well. If you walk
out of an audition feeling like you made a complete asshole out
of yourself, chances are you got the job.' One commercial job was
for the Ford car company. She had to stand in the back of a pick-up
truck wearing cut-off shorts and sing her heart out on the merits
of the merchandise: 'I was terrible at it. There's an exuberance
needed for commercial work that I don't have. It's not my nature.'
By then she had an agent, John LaRocca. Her teacher John Bovberg
recalls meeting her then: 'One time I was in Vons in El Toro, and
Michelle came running across the store: 'Mr B!! Mr B!! I got an
agent.' It seems silly now, but I took her aside and said, 'Now,
Michelle, not too many people make it in the movies.' I told her
to give junior college another try but she seemed to be driven by
something.'
Women favour cut-off denim shorts and skimpy white tops, which
leave their midriffs bare. The US Surgeon General's message about
the dangers of smoking cigarettes hasn't made much impact on Midway
City. The late Fred Allen, a baggy-eyed radio comedian, pointed
out that California is a wonderful place to live if you're an orange.
It's not bad for the Californian girls either but sun, surf and
sand, like certain tans, begin to pale after a certain age. It's
a world in which to be freeze-framed at nineteen would be fine.
But wishing you were ten or twenty pounds lighter and years younger
would not be.
You can 'see' the young Michelle Pfeiffer bouncing around the
area, taking the bus on Main Street and travelling over to Beach
Boulevard and then down to the Pacific Ocean and Lifeguard Station
17. You can 'see' her, as her father did, with a couple of kids
on wider, heftier hips. But she never liked that script. And unlike
many others she decided not to live it.
This is where the answers to explain Pfeiffer's extraordinary
journey up the Tinseltown tower begin. Of course, she is a delectable
dish, a stunning, sloe-eyed beauty. But that's not nearly enough
to make it from Midway City to the Movies. The latter image is of
a woman who has seen everything at least twice and done it all once.
There're pieces of all the lady legends about her, from Jean Harlow
to Carole Lombard, Rita Hayworth to Lauren Bacall, to Grace Kelly,
to... well, Michelle Pfeiffer. Sleek. Elegant. But always vulnerable.
And unpredictable. And reluctant to rely on her looks. She's made
brave career choices, and they've paid off.
John
Bovberg never thought Michelle Pfeiffer, his sometimes tardy pupil,
would get on any airwaves. Sitting by the pool in his suburban home,
he said:
'My advice to her sounds rather stupid now. What did I know, right?
Yes, I'm the idiot who told her to go back to school. Just as back-up,
just in case the acting doesn't work out ...
I saw Michelle every day, and she was a good student, about a
B student. She was fifteen years old when I had her in class. And
she was just a straight and narrow little kid. She was there when
we had 5000 students at the school. We had the biggest enrolment
this side of the Mississippi River. The school was built for 3000.
We put portable classrooms all over the place, and our highest capacity
was 4980 students or something. That's how many kids were there.
Now, she was there at the height of enrolment, and we were very
overcrowded. We were on two lunch sessions, and I know she had to
deal with a lot of people.
All right, she went to school that first year, that freshman year
when you're trying to wait, hope people don't put you upside down
in a trash can. And then the sophomore year is when she started
to fill out a little bit. An attractive girl... but, still, she
was just a little girl, an innocent little sophomore.
She was kinda shy, and halfway through the year, in fact, it was
the end of the second semester where the other kids had been doing
the debating and making the fiery speeches and stuff, Michelle hadn't
volunteered very much. But then we did, the Harry Truman trial,
where they bring in witnesses.
The players had to get some other kids to participate, so a little
peer pressure. Michelle ended up being one of the victims of the
bomb. She gets on the stand, and she had dressed herself up as a
victim and had gauze and everything. She starts to talk, and she
starts crying. You ever been in a play or something where you feel
kind of uncomfortable that all of a sudden someone's doing something
so emotional you don't know what to do? She does that to the class.
And they're looking, and they can't figure out, What the hell is
she doing? She hasn't been like this all year. It was just a stunning
performance. And we thought, God, she really is a victim of the
bomb. To the end of the year, we had her take on some more responsibility.
But that was the first little bit of acting.
She
had to have been a couple of years out of high school when I met
her in Vons (it's a clothing store now) and I was only in El Toro
by chance. When I saw her at the supermarket, there was a difference.
Something had happened in there. I don't know if it's because she
tried some other things. She had this steely look of determination.
She looked at me, and she says, 'I'm gonna be an actress.' And I
remember telling her, 'Now, Michelle, a lot of people have agents
and wanna be an actress and...' ...'And, 'No, no.' She told me there
was this movie with Tony Danza, The Hollywood Knights. She was just
trying out for it, and she thought she might have a chance for it.
I give her that look, 'Now, Michelle.' And so I gave her the name
of a counsellor.
I don't know. You'll see a kid coming through that'll tell you,
'I'm going to be a doctor.' They're just hell bent, they're sure
that's what they're going to do. Nothing stops them from doing it.
And some kids do that. And then I get a call, 'Hey, you gonna be
in your room today?' And they come back, and they've just gotten
their law degree from Harvard or something. And it's usually one
of those kids who has that look. And she had that look.
It might've been in being the box girl at a supermarket and banging
around and doing office jobs and working for her dad that she decided
I'm gonna try this and then she found out she was good at it. I
think she found something she's very good at. Then she could build
on the other things later as she realized how important they are.
I
don't think she thought education was very important when she was
at school. She has a really bad impression of public education.
And at the time she was there, we had some really good teachers,
and she had some good teachers. Carol Cooney's outstanding. I mean
she's really an outstanding teacher. But her heart wasn't, y'know,
it's like you're there, but you're not there. She's. bright enough
to still get good grades. And then, later on, kind of slam the system...
But she wasn't into it. It's like if I went to a training course
to be a truck driver and never paid attention and didn't have my
heart in it, I probably wouldn't do very well. Of course, she did
well anyway. She knew she was gonna do it ...
I was a single parent, and I was ironing at two o'clock in the
morning. That's when I do my ironing and catch my breath. This movie
comes on, The Hollywood Knights, and I'm thinking, trying to figure
out where I heard that name. And I'm watching, and Tony Danza and
then this girlfriend comes by. And you take a double take. I go,
'Michelle?' Well, she got the part. I couldn't believe it. I'm thinking
I got a student who got a role in a movie. Good for you. I'm watching
it. You know, you're kind of proud of her. And there she is. It
was a little role but she was good in it.
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