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Four
THE LITTLE
DUCK CONVERTS IN A CHECK OUT GIRL - El patito se convierte
en cajera
The Dakota work ethic kicked in first. Her father paid her 50 cents
a time to clean second hand fridges, which he would then work on,
recondition and sell. 'He showed us without actually saying it that
you get things in life from hard work, that you didn't just sit
back and take,' said Dee Dee Pfeiffer.
Michelle
Pfeiffer started working at part time jobs when she was just fourteen
years old. 'I saw her say in some magazine interview in 1992 that
high school sucked,' said her world-history teacher, John Bovberg,
of Fountain Valley High School - Fountain Valley is, like Midway
City, another of the rather anonymous string of towns that run down
the Pacific Coast south of Los Angeles. But with a big laugh Pfeiffer's
one-time teacher, a jolly roly-poly man and one of the best liked
teachers at the school, added: 'I don't know if she was in class
enough to know whether it sucked or not. I don't think she gave
it a chance. Maybe she should think about that when she makes remarks
today. She was very bright. She got A and B grades -it was a natural
intelligence. I don't think she had to pore over the books to take
her tests. Of course, that's what's the most frustrating for teachers.
You see potential, and you just don't want it to go to waste. But
she was a little cutie, and these are the looks that get a lot of
attention that's not academic.'
Michelle
Pfeiffer kept balancing her work, social and classroom lives. She
even found time to keep up with her painting, for which she discovered
she'd a talent in art class. She worked as a helper at a kindergarten,
in an optometrist's office, for a printing press, as an assistant
in clothes and jewellery shops and (in her longest run of casual
employment) as a check-out girl in several supermarkets owned by
Vons, a popular southern California chain of stores. 'I was the
best checkout girl Vons ever had,' she boasted later when her star
had risen in Hollywood.
It was easy to say that then. In the supermarket days she was
a very unsettled teenager. Ironically, she was getting some lessons
that would help her play the Hollywood game. Most of the boys who
packed the groceries were in love with her. Or certainly wanted
to get to know her out side the supermarket. Regularly offered were
moonlight drives to the beach. Bob Heimstra was a Vons' worker,
a clerk at store number 45 in El Toro near Midway City, and he went
out w ith Pfeiffer on group dates, in a gang of the Vons' workers,
going to baseball and basketball games.
'Once I asked her for a date, a one on one thing, but she said she
made it a rule never to go out with anyone from the store,' he said.
She realized it was easier not to mix business with pleasure.
In Hollywood they try to do that all the time. Pfeiffer's many
experiences of keeping the lusty lads' hands off helped. She would
choose who she would make love to. And in later years when the Casanovas
swarmed around her in Hollywood she dealt with it: 'Whether you're
married or not doesn't stop the propositions. But I do. You have
to, or you'll spend all your time auditioning for parts you're wrong
for just because casting directors want to sleep with you.'
But
as a teenager the closest thing to the movies was when she'd film
the surfers at Huntington Beach with a Super-8 camera. She says
of those days that she was 'completely out of control'. She wrecked
her first car, a 1965 red Mustang, when she was anything but sweet
sixteen.
'I did a lot of trying to keep out of trouble with my parents.
I once got caught doing something so radical - I'd ditched school,
I had spent the weekend with all these kids in this unchaperoned
house - and I knew I was busted. And I came home and I forget what
kind of lie I told my father, but I actually burst into tears. I
was so shocked with myself.'
Probably it's genetic, the morals of American MidwestDakota, as
much as character, but there has always been a strong sense of right,
of fairness, of honesty, about Michelle Pfeiffer. It didn't stop
her running on the wild side, but it would not allow her to be cunning
and deceptive to hide her wrongdoings. Her greatest fear is and
has always been to be regarded as 'a fraud'.
Which is perhaps why she couldn't settle on a career. She dabbled
in dance, became interested in painting. And she most definitely
got fed-up at Vons. As a youngster she'd watched the Perry Mason
series on television., That looked fun. Exciting.
Maybe a career in the legal system would be interesting. She would
become a court-reporter, the person who sits in front of the bench
recording the evidence. It's a good-paying job, and she enrolled
in school in Garden Grove, another of the nondescript towns in her
area. Good-paying, but nevertheless involving assembly-line momentum,
for which read drudgery. She hadn't the patience for that. She attended
Golden Valley College. And then she didn't. She went back to work
for Vons. And then she went back to Golden Valley College. The cute
surfer bunny blonde was getting lost in this see-saw of life, up
and down, up and down; she wanted to land somew here.
It had been the same in the early school days, her frustrations
had always led to her being aggressively defensive. She was known
as 'Michelle Mudturtle' - one of the more pleasant nicknames, she
says, and one of which she seems to remain fond. She wasn't fond
of herself during her early years: 'I was a rotten kid, just rotten.
I was always in trouble. I tried so hard to be good, but I was incapable,
just incapable. With the greatest of effort I would manage to get
a C in citizenship.'
'I was a bully. . . Whenever there was a problem they would come
to me. I was like the Mafia Don of my elementary school. I was a
tomboy, and I was always the biggest girl in the class. The little
girl with the long ringlets was always someone else, and I had a
pixie cut and was regularly beating up the boys. If anyone ever
needed any one beaten up they would come and get me.'
'When I was very young I never thought I was attractive. I looked
like a duck. My walk was consistently made fun of. When I was in
the fourth grade [age 10-11] all of a sudden, for some unknown reason,
this very popular, very cute boy - who, of course, came up to my
knees - decided he had a crush on me. That was the first time any
boy had paid attention to me ever. But I never dated.'
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